Bird in the sky

Bird in the sky and he calls my name 

Bird in the sky no claim to fame

Look at him flying high in the sky

Never asking how or why

Bird in the sky and he calls my name

Bird in the sky don’t play no games

Look at him circle up above

Hoping to spread a little love

Bird in the sky and he calls my name

Bird in the sky and he has no shame

Living his life so wild and free

singing a song for you and me

Bird in the sky and he calls my name

Bird in the sky won’t cast no blame

Living his life without any fear

Whispering right in God’s sweet ear

Bird in the sky and he calls my name

Bird in the sky no claim to fame

ROCKIN COUNTRY GIRL





Rustle me up some eggs and bacon
Because last night we did some shaken
Me and my Rockin Country Girl

Puzzle it out in the funny pages
She's got a body that's outrageous
Turnin heads like a nut attracts a squirrel

Hustle me up a dream vacation
Because we're traveling across the nation
Why stop there we're goin round the world

Cuddle me up a little bit closer
Love me so much you'll never say no sir
Hot like a diamond luster like a pearl

Muscle me up cause she needs a hero
You must be talkin to me like I'm Dinero 
You know for her I'll learn to do a curl

Wrestle me up and down with my emotions
You know to her I'll be pledgin my devotions
If she says yes my head is gonna twirl

So rustle me up some eggs and bacon
Because last night we did some shakin
Me and my Rockin Country Girl

1. Kevin’s Gate: Kevin accidentally builds his gate on the neighbors property
2. Pennies from Kevin: Kevin searches for a million dollar penny
3. Seven brides for Kevin’s brother: Kevin enrolls his brother in an online dating site
4. Kevin Scent: Kevin tries to start a cologne business
5. Seventy Kevin Sunset strip: Kevin does a “Magic Mike” parody
6. Kevin up: Kevin decides to man up and get in shape
7. Double “O” Kevin: Kevin gets jealous and spies on his wife
8. Kevin 47?: Kevin doesn’t want to turn 47
9. Kevin Eleven: Kevin starts a blog
10. Kevin of nine: Kevin goes to Comicon dressed as a Star Trek character Borg seven of nine
11. Kevin ate nine: Kevin enters a pie eating contest
12. Ocean’s “E” Kevin: Kevin’s Email account is hacked
13. All dogs go to Kevin: Kevin starts a dog walking service
14. Kevin ten split: Kevin starts a fantasy bowling league
15. Kevin layer dip: Everyone loves Kevin’s dip so he decides to start selling it
16. Kevin of Hearts: Kevin sets out to get Kevin hart’s autograph
17. Kevin deadly sins: Kevin wants (Harry Potter cash) so he tries to write a scary book
18. Kevin degrees of separation: Kevin suffers empty nest syndrome when everyone leaves
19. 24 Kevin: Kevin starts a 24/7 uber like car service
20. Kevin days a week: Kevin decides everyday should be a Kevin day not just his birthday
21. Kevin teen magazine: Kevin starts an online magazine to tap into the teen billion dollar market
22. Kevin Bacon lettuce and tomato: Kevin gets sued by Kevin Bacon after starting a sandwich shop
23. Lucky number Kevin: Kevin goes to great lengths to pick the perfect number for the lottery
24. Kevin can’t wait: Kevin snoops for the gender of his grandchild but his daughter’s not pregnant
25. Kevinth inning stretch: Kevin pulls a muscle and can’t go to baseball camp but his son-in-law can
26. Stairway to Kevin: Kevin builds a man cave above the garage with a private stairway
27. The magnificent Kevin: Learning to ride a horse is number one on Kevin’s bucket list
28. House of Kevin fables: When a book is hard to write Kevin turns to fables
29. Sail the Kevin seas: Kevin decides to build a boat like Gibbs on NCIS
30. Snow White and the Kevin Dwarf: Kevin is roped into a Children’s parents school play
31. 8-6 Kevin 5-3-0-9: Kevin’s new cell phone comes with stalkers
32. UPCOMING SEASON OF KEVIN CAN WAIT

                                     It Must Be Just Be The Beer

It must be just be the beer

It must be just be the girl who stole my heart

Then drove off in my pick up truck

With the dog and my beer in the back just my luck

It must be just be the whiskey

It must be just be the stars I’m sleeping under

I love camping it’s no wonder

Ever since I got kicked out of the house

It must be just be the beer

It must be just be the lawn I woke up on

And these words I choke up on

As i’m trying to tell them to you

It must be just be the Whiskey

It must be just be the job that I just quit

Right after I got fired

Not complaining I’m just plain tired

It must be just be the beer

It must be just be the life that I’m living

That no ones forgiving

But then I won the lottery

Never said I was Beckham on the bend

Never saidI was man’s best friend

But you know I’ll love you til the end

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

Don’t even try you’ll just be jealous

Ever think we’d be making all the headlines

Ever think we’d be hitting all the deadlines

Push our Tach up over the redlines

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

Don’t even try you’ll just be jealous

Whoever said I was a child of destiny

Whoever wants to win best get next to me

Because I’m flashing forward onto ecstasy

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

Don’t even try you’ll just be jealous

Whether or not I’m giving passion a turn

Whether or not the haters are gonna crash and burn

Swear for your love on bent knee I’ll earn

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

Just like that we be out fellas

Smoking hot like a Hibachi

Rings on my fingers like Liberace

Girl on my arm she’s dripping Versace

We’re going all retro like Joanie loves Chachi

Got a low rider with some fuzzy dice

Bobble head dog he’s looking kind of nice

Got a Broady knob if you want to spin

Got a Nitros button yal we’re gonna win

Then we’ll take the girl and put her on the hood

Take a pic or two you know you wish you could

Six inch pumps and a string bikini

Got the fellas wet where’s my dry Martini

Raise your glasses high for those who aren’t with us

Hold your women tight be glad they want to kiss us

You only get to go around but once

Don’t sit in the corner feeling like a dunce

Got a steering wheel and a stick shift

Better live your life you know it’s a gift

What’s the use in sitting home alone

Knock the world out like Sly Stallone

I’m the new black the black and blue black

The coming through black

So keep your silver

I got black gold running through my veins

And a sweet refrain running through my brain

I’m the new black the tried and true black

The breaking out black so keep your day break

I’m a black knight a stride of beauty black

As black as blackest night

I’m the new black the red, white and blue black

So keep your rubics cube cause I’m the black box

And you can’t break me and don’t mistake me for the black sox

You bring the roll I’ll bring the rocks

I’m the new black the sonic jet black

The triple threat black you better get back

Cause I’m the new black

I want to float tired of rumblin, stublin, bumblin a lifetime

When did being happy become such a major crime

Rest of our life plays out like a nursery rhyme

I want to float down the boulevard

Why does living life got to be so hard

Wish my brother wasn’t in the graveyard

You know I’m still counting on being the wild card

I want to float past the mission bells

Did I lose my faith you know I really can’t tell

Look at the lovers believing in the wishing well

Drop a dime or two my mind says what the hell

I want to float through the atmosphere

Not gonna live my life with a bit of fear

Burning bright right through the stratosphere

Gotta move forward don’t matter what you hear

I want to float through the galaxy

You know you gotta fight if you want to stay free

Not as easy as counting from one to three

Gotta keep your sights on what you want to be

I want to float tired of living the life of a maniac

Turn it around I’ll be dreaming like a brainiac

Not gonna find me living in a Pontiac

I’ll be straight up styling crusing in a Cadillac

I want to float who needs to be a menace to society

I’d rather be on the cover of Variety

Just tell me the truth you don’t gotta lie to me

I want to float tired of rumblin, stumblin, bumblin a lifetime float

Rap attack Fe Fi Fo

Knock me down I’m back for more

Drop the hammer harder than mighty Thor

Guess you got your rhymes at the dollar store

Your rhymes make you sound like Mother goose

It’s like your O.J. without the juice

I’m breaking all the chains cutting loose

My mind is more mystical than Dr. Seuss

What’d you think you would find on the floor

I got the Blindside covered like Micheal Ohr

I’m the king of the beast did someone say roar

Baby blue Angel just watch me soar

Soar through the air oh yes I can

what’s it gonna take to make you understand

I got a suit that’s sharper than Ironman

Gonna rule the world that’s my only plan

And that’s another rhyme done and in the can

No more tears in the future

No more begging the past

No more wanting this moment to last and last

Because I’m leaving on a charger

Heading for a new oasis

My spirits getting larger

Because the son of God his name is Jesus

Leaving, leaving, leaving on a charger

Heading for a new oasis

My spirits getting larger

Because the son of God his name is Jesus

Leaving, leaving, leaving on a charger