Smooth cool chill and ice

valentine card

Chance of a life time and she’s so fine

Chance of a life time she’s my life line

Took her out to wine and dine and she love me

Love me so much she give me some touch

Mother me she did smother me she did

She had eight arms just like a squid

Smooth cool chill and ice

The girls a freak I’ll say it twice

Got the fellas runnin like three blind mice

Freak to the naughty freak to the nice

Come on freakin shorty best roll the dice

Freak to the trick and freak to the treat

Too freakin quick you know she can’t be beat

Freakin burnin rubber down the street

Taken all the checkered’s breakin all the records

Plenty of time to take down all the tech nerds

Mother me she did smother me she did

She had eight arms just like a squid

Left me feelin dirty like Billy the kid

Freak to the splish and freak to the splash

First we’ll make a wish and then we’ll take the cash

Cruise the reds carpet hundred yard dash

Gotta hide your eyes she got so much flash

Freak to the high and freak to the tight

Did someone say kaboom cause the girl is dynamite

I know I said she was a freak but the girl is out of site

And that’s the end of this sound bite

 

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