Chance of a life time and she’s so fine
Chance of a life time she’s my life line
Took her out to wine and dine and she love me
Love me so much she give me some touch
Mother me she did smother me she did
She had eight arms just like a squid
Smooth cool chill and ice
The girls a freak I’ll say it twice
Got the fellas runnin like three blind mice
Freak to the naughty freak to the nice
Come on freakin shorty best roll the dice
Freak to the trick and freak to the treat
Too freakin quick you know she can’t be beat
Freakin burnin rubber down the street
Taken all the checkered’s breakin all the records
Plenty of time to take down all the tech nerds
Mother me she did smother me she did
She had eight arms just like a squid
Left me feelin dirty like Billy the kid
Freak to the splish and freak to the splash
First we’ll make a wish and then we’ll take the cash
Cruise the reds carpet hundred yard dash
Gotta hide your eyes she got so much flash
Freak to the high and freak to the tight
Did someone say kaboom cause the girl is dynamite
I know I said she was a freak but the girl is out of site
And that’s the end of this sound bite