This is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System
You got enemies go ahead and list them
You got fates ya we’re gonna twist them
They got the gold I got the platinum
They got the thugs I’m gonna flatten them
But this is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System
You want peace we got the Kingdom
You want knowledge we got the Wisdom
You got chains we got the Freedom
You want a ghost I’ll be your phantom
But this is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System
They use words that lack the luster
I’ll take them out like a bunker buster
Now that Bruce is Caitlin I don’t trust her
And he’s pretty like a feather duster
But this is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System
Side effects may include
A girl with a bad attitude
But there’s no romantic interlude
Cause you found out the girl was a dude
But this is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System
You got bets go ahead and place them
You got fears you know you got to face them
You got dreams you better go and chase them
The days are evil you know you got to race them
But this is only a test of the Scary Broadcasting System