Quarterback 1,2,3,4,5
Quarterback 1,2,3,4,5
Quarterback throws the ball in the air
knock the jerk down like I don’t care
slam the ball home from little mike
run it back, throw it down, fine me for the spike.
I am the best athlete to be found
knockin heads and runnin on the ground
I’m sweet, complete and oh so neat
no better in the alley you won’t meet.
So don’t you dilly dally my poor poor pally
or you’ll be a gutter ball in the bowling alley
now I’ll hit you hard you tub-o-lard
and if you try to run it back you’ll lose another yard.
You say that I’m a cocky guy
I’ll give you two or three reasons why
you should bow down on the ground
cause the king of bing is back in town.
One, I’m having too much fun
Two I’m comin straight at you
Three your wishin you were me.
One,two, tree and that’s enough
One,two,tree and that’s enough
one,two, tree and that’s enough poetry.