Hawaii 5 oh no he didn’t oh yes he did oh no he didn’t he’s a techno kid
With techno flavor and techno flare and techno poppin everywhere
Techno mania it’s insania like a devil from Tasmania
Stop!!! Now techno walk on the wild side an techno prisoners like Bonnie and Clyde
And Techno color and techno phobe and technically that’s not a robe
Pop says son you better get a job and quit that techno or you be a slob
I say heck no it has an effect yo on my brain techno cracklin like a bullet train
So all aboard we’ll take a techno ride grab a girl we’ll do the techno slide
With techno mirrors and techno balls We’ll be bouncin off the techno walls
Let’s get caught up in the techno lights better watch that girl you know she bites
And when she bites it’s a tech delight with a techno wiggle and techno vibe
And techno giggle I’ll join her tribe like a twilight saga or an internet blogger
You won’t catch me playin frogger so techno garbage from that big bully
When he grows up his back will be woolly
So what’s the moral of the techno story no techno guts no techno glory
Hawaii 5 oh no he didn’t oh yes he did oh no he didn’t he’s a techno kid